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jojoeatsflan: If Baymax can lift 1,000 pounds how can he not punch an old wooden door? because that what would tadashi do if they were in the exact same situation
spatialheather: raficha:I feel conflicted because I miss Garnet, but at the same time I’m really enjoying all these episodes with Ruby and Sapphire. Look at this scene! All the interactions with Peridot, Sapphire and Pearl, Amethyst and Ruby. I’m
jetworld:I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed
rapunkzle:i can’t sleep because of who i am as a person
theparttimemisanthrope: inkalypse: This whole bro code thing where if a guy dates his friend’s sister he’s betraying the friend is wild, you would think your sister dating your friend meant you didn’t have to worry because he’s someone you know
dggus: i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
burgrs: if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful
cockatielcutie: being a furry owns because you have a venue to experiment with an idealized self while having a representation of yourself that doesn’t look like Minkus Khan. having total control over a vision of yourself is very fun and interesting.
dieceased: i’m not scared of dying from like an apocalypse on friday, but i’m scared of dying from someone acting stupid because they think it’s the apocalypse
insanity-and-vanity: “Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.” Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)
sunsetorangepeeta: do you ever wonder if anyone has a crush on you and then laugh at yourself because ew who would have a crush on you
blink182fntic:The Amity Affliction will always be the band that I can use to cope with being sad and depressed, because their lyrics hit every fucking nail on the head with how it feels.
hotel-mario:The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…”
claudiejane: cataclysmictranquility:do you ever look at your pet and you can literally feel your heart melting because you love them so much Every day
I love Tumblr because ..
fortunatemind: If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you
motsquivont: CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T???
jamesyouth:Lowkey afraid to try to have an emotional connection with anyone because whats the point
assgod: can’t hang with str8 men because I’m too clumsy to be around things as fragile as their masculinity
simonehaley:lana-bananun:“kylie jenner is 17 and just bought a 2.1 million dollar house what are you doing with your life?”going to school…working a minimum wage job…wondering if my mom is making white or yellow rice for dinner because i wasnt
africa-will-unite: crime-she-typed: atomic-glitter: I seriously wanna do a study on privilege and risk-taking behaviour because I have a theory that people with more privilege are less likely to think about consequences than are oppressed people, who
penicillium-pusher: I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade
a-list-of-moods:If this hellsite website gets shut down I will be very disappointed because this is the closest I’ve ever been to popular even though it’s like sitting at the cool table at a mental hospital
tzysk: I forgot that I promised to post this~ My Bee and Puppycat short from Issue #4 Boom! Studios the difference between me and bee is that i would call down and ask if i could pick it up the same day and they’d be like no but i’d be like
bussyhaver: venusianpapi: me and the girls out on the town I’m the girl on the right sitting down because my feet hurt and my shoes are uncomfortable
Because love is love! ( ^_^ ) i found it here: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO): Nintendo Gay Marriage
dickspeak: acting cool around ur crush #AGENDERREID#IM TAGGING U DONNIE BECAUSE ITS REIDblushu ;3;
weejaboard: i find it really relatable and fresh that audioposts on tumblr fuck up like this so often because i, too, freeze and release one loud, sustained buzzing sound when forced to expend any effort on anything at all
grey-aromantic: I call my style “I wear some variation of the same 4 outfits because everything else makes me dysphoric”
i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous
mareena:let’s play am i imposing these traits on this character because I can relate to them or do i relate to this character because i have some of their traits
slumbermancer: pisboy: slumbermancer: pisboy: does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it This? Hmm…………….. not quite. try again Only gif I got, boss.
aolady: karuna-tan: aolady: Dear Odin forgive me GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO REBLOG THIS G-give me reason to delete my photo editor apps. ( /u\) Nah, I’d rather give you plenty of reasons to do the exact same thing for the rest of the male MVP
pieman12234: luckyzorua: waifudesu: pinkcookiedoedoodles: Because some days I’m just a sad, shy, lethargic sloth with no backbone, but also I want to talk to someone? This is so true imma shed some tears That would be nice
autisticsouda: Talking to people is the hardest thing in the world because after so many times I’ve found out that it’s better to not try at all and to stay quiet than it is to fuck up or make an ass of myself, upset someone, or be rejected, never
shoolis: I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier
fiendishsnail: I have posts queued up from like, a month ago, so please don’t think I’m creepy; I just don’t tag stuff with “queued” because why
ryoji-dearest: ERIO IS SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO SQUEEZE HIM hes so unappreciated and not just because hes cuTE
I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not only because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but also because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
xuunies: just because
I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell
faerore: ToX Gaius : A+ badass antagonist ToX 2 Gaius : Supposed playboy when incognito Technology noob Gets drunk Literally becomes the babysitter of a group of rebellious teenagers Finds Teepo adorable Challenges a cat to a duel (Because he’s a
louises-belcher:I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them.
kortopis:bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested in but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful
officialspookymulder: me, wearing a flannel: I’m Wearing This Because I’m Not Straight
nyehs: WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
aileine: Because OriSor is love <3. Oh, and Erwin is jumping. JUMPING.
tavbrogaytram: NoiJaku headcanon:Because of their age difference, Noiz jokingly called Koujaku “daddy” from time to time. At first it just pissed Koujaku off and made him embarrassed but eventually he got used to it, and then Noiz started to use
yedgart: Credit to the pose to this picture (https://twitter.com/kusunokiinuo/status/787287941278146560) made by this wonderful artist because this inspired me to think of #anahardt my version of Ana is having an issue with Rein’s tiddies…
urbancatfitters: dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless
sauntering-vaguely-downwards: one of my favorite phrases is ‘that’s a problem for future me’ because it combines two of my favorite things, mild humor and intense, panic inducing procrastination
sheabuttaqueen: skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it I will always reblog
pulsaroflove: chauvinistsushi: whoneedsfeminism: I still need feminism because when we had to weigh ourselves in history, half the girls cried. No class of fourteen year olds should have to feel this way. whoooo this was hard Fuck. :(
squashs: someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed* me: don’t make it weird
jackiehatesyou333: saturdaymorning: Capitalism is so fucked up. People literally die because medicine costs too much. Money isn’t real. It stands for some arbitrary number and people literally DIE because of that number. Because they don’t have
the-maybe-dead-cats: I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours
purrbunny: idk man ive just always felt the most comfortable and empowered wearing clothes that fit tight and what not. and not even for the attention, like I wear the same shit alone in my bedroom because it makes me feel good. sorry im ranting, ive
because-b: #Sun “Fuck You” Bak
ccoconutcat: me: has a account on a sex/dating/whateverit is platform to meet peoplealso me: never messages someone back who wanna meet and also never meets someone and always is like “nah” because i have that stupid “need to lose weight first”
